Thirty years ago. Some readers weren't even born, some were toddlers. There are a few of us that remember this year. Disco was dead, The Steelers beat the Cowboys in the Super Bowl, Jimmy Carter was President, The One Child Policy was implemented in China, Heath Ledger was born and I was in high school getting ready to graduate in May.
The number one song on the charts on this day in 1979 was Tragedy by the Bee Gees;
So why am I talking about 1979? This guy caught my eye a few weeks ago at the gym and I saw him again last night. He was looking good, nice trim body, very musclular, dark hair, a hairy chest would be nice, but I am absolutely, 100% positive that he was not even born until sometime way after 1979.
Oh! My! God! A twink! That I think is cute!
I was sure that when he spoke a purse full of glitter would fall out and turn me off, but no! He's butch! WTF?
What am I thinking? I could be older than his father! Now, I have embraced my "daddy-ness" but not in actual terms. I don't want to raise a son or any children!
But after he showered he did put one some capri pants. The attractiveness level did go down a little.
What a tragedy! Please someone, just slap me out of it!
LOL
3 comments:
Smack... LOL
Ironically over on pop culture institue...
http://popcultureinstitute.blogspot.com/2009/03/1979-by-smashing-pumpkins.html
1979 must be on everyones mind.
Reality can slap you in the face sometimes can't it? It's a new generation for sure. I love this song btw. And I remember all that stuff, I was just entering high school!
The WORST thing is that you arrive at this "slap in the face" in about 2 minutes. Seems it took a lifetime to get to 21, and I swear I blinked once, and I reached 60. WELCOME to the age when you get THOSE looks from a newer generation of "kids" (or not really kids).... OH well. You really ought to see if he's interested...you can always accidentally throw his capri pants away after you've lived together a few years. I'm still laughing after reading this.
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