Who would you call if you had an emergency at 4 o'clock in the morning?
An ambulance if it was an emergency! DUH! *cheesy grin*
But if I just had a "I've fallen and I can't get up" moment or some illness I would call my neighbor and friend David. He lives close and could get here quickly. And, most importantly, he wouldn't tease me mercilessly about it for weeks or years later.
If it was an "OMG I'm drunk, come get me out of jail" type emergency I would call my buddy Ryan. He owes me for letting me fall off that barstool in San Diego a few years back, so he could talk to some cute bear while we were waiting for the taxi! But... that's a story for another time. LOL
Ryan, I really really hope you never get that call!