Urban dictionary fun

Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you.

1) Name: Jim
a) A generic nickname used to give to a person of the male gender. Used commonly in hipster circles, mostly back in the '60s and '70s. See Marlon Wayans' character's usage of it in Requiem for a Dream for a good example.
"You hooked us up? Solid, Jim."

b) Slang to describe someone making a mistake or screwing something up
Did you spill pop on your keyboard? Way to Jim it up idiot!

2) How old are you? 47
a) A tall, bald, intimidating individual with a barcode tatooed on the back of his head. Usually wears a suit, tie and black gloves and is a hired killer. When not murdering people for money, he enjoys gardening.

b) The most frequent number to appear in Star Trek shows.

3) One of your friends name: Ryan
a) A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.

All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan is bad ass i wanna be him!

b) A boy you ask to have his babies.

Stacy: "I want a baby. I guess I should go call a Ryan!"
Kelly: "Ryan's are so icky."

4) What should you be doing? Working out
a) The act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them.
I'm going to go work out to get BEEEEEEEEEEEEEG and make KEEEEEEEEEEDS

5) Favorite food: Sushi
a) A Japanese dish involving rice, fish, vegetables, and seaweed rolled into a small cylinder shape.

b) Slang for "a shaved pussy"
Damn this sushi is good!
I went down to this girl's house and I was like "Damn! I didn't know you had sushi!"

6) Hometown: East Carbon (not in the Urban Dictionary so I found the next closest town called Price)
a) One who chugs vats of semen while reciting lines from various and seemingly random broadway plays. Typically a mormon.
"Whoa, that dude is a price."

b) A person who is either trying to be, or actually is bloody cool.
Something that was awesome or incredible.
Mate, Are you trying to be Price?
That was some of the pricest shit EVER!

7) A word to describe yourself: Honest
a) When something happens exactly as predicted.
"I think Mary's gonna puke."
"Mary puked."
"Oh, man. That was Honest."

b) What everyone wants you to be, but no one wants to hear
Girl: Come on! Be honest am I fat?
Guy: Fine, honestly your fat.
Girl: WTF is wrong with you faggot? I fucking hate you.

8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Mary
a) One who is seemingly innocent. Mary is commonly known as a good girl, for example: the virgin Mary ... however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.
person1: ...christian cheerleader? a Mary?!?!
person2: yeah, at practice and church is a goody good... but you should've seen her at the party

b) A name gay men use to refer to each other. It was used extensively in 1960's Greenwich Village to piss off the cops.
Also, while crusing, it's an inconspicuous way to ask someone if there up for it.
"Mary, you look FABULOUS"
"Hey, Mary! quit eatan so many donuts, you fat fuck!!"
"Hey Mary, you lookin for a good night?"

c) Short for marijuana;
such as; Mary Jane
other names;
bud
weed
such as "I heard he sells pretty good MARY"