This is an easy one. I would take the saddlebags (a.k.a. love-handles; but no one loves them) and move the extra fat down to my scrawny little arse. I would be first in line for a butt implant! A coworker once asked me how my pants stayed up, she pointed out that I have no booty. It's true, I have no back-side and I would love to have a big bubble butt! I know I should do a ton of squats, my gym has a machine called the "butt buster" that I use every other day. The derriere has improved a little bit, but it still ain't big and meaty like I would want it.
This is the back of my renaissance costume.
This is what I want:
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You look fine the way you are! Of course as humans, we are never satisfied with ourselves are we?
From your picture, it looks GREAT to me in that tight green. Woof.
Of course I'd do the abs and chest, but I'll never have six-pack, but I'd settle for a better-looking keg!
Also, the bags under the eyes. It's genetics (thanks, Mom).
I see no problems with your butt. Mighty fine to me.
Lol, your butt is perfectly fine :)
I completely hear you.
My arse is the part of me that is MOST unhappy in my life.
After 8 months in the gym ive managed to put maybe an inch of bump on that flat fuckker - but as G-d is my witness I WILL NEVER BE FLAT AGAIN!!!!
***said with raised fist a la scarlet***
for the first time since my 20s I am getting a decent tush - I attribute it to squats; so do some if you can!
I thought I was the only one without an arse in this world.....and yours SHOWS in those tight greens. Careful about wishing for that big one....or was that a place to keep your two year food supply! HAH. I KNOW...I like a solid butt myself, and I think it's because I don't have one.
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