July 20, 2009

Crimes and friends

My niece sent me the following text the other night;

"Play Along; So you see me in the back seat of a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then forward and see how many crimes you get accused of."

I answered her; I thought it would be murder since her older siblings were always teasing her when she was younger.

I thought this would be fun so I forwarded the message on to my friends and posted it on Facebook. Here are the responses i got:
  • being too cute
  • protecting your man from some unruly thug
  • doing lewd things in public
  • public lewdness
  • immorality
  • public drunkenness
  • peeing in public
  • bringing a gun to work
  • public nudity
  • public nudity (again)
  • drunk in public
  • indecent exposure
  • shoplifting
  • sexual harassment
  • peeping tom
  • prostitution
  • public drunkenness
  • child pornography (um, NO!)
  • indecent exposure
  • drunk and naked in public
  • Robbing a rennie clothing store
I see a theme here.... Do my friends think that I'm always drunk, nekkid or both? Do I need an intervention or new friends? LOL

If
I was going to chose a winner for best or most original answer it would have to be the last one. Thanks Ryan!!

1 comment:

Larry Ohio said...

An intervention for being naked? What is this world coming to?!!!