What does Blond Ben, stinky farts, 75 cent and a cub have to do with each other?
Give up? These are things that happened to me after work this week!
I know... crazy!
Monday night at the gym a HOT man was there, a newbie, that looked like a blond Ben Cohen! OMG! He was handsome!
Tuesday night I saw the young, hung, long haired, exhibitionist guy who loves to take his time getting dressed in the locker room. But as he bent over to put on his gym shorts the fantasy ended. He let one rip... loud and proud! And deadly! OMG! It was bad... I had to walk away. The honeymoon is over. He ruined everything. I don't lust after him anymore!
Wednesday night I took a night off from the gym to go celebrate with some co-workers. I talked them into going to one of my favorite places, Monica's Aca Y Alla. They have 75 cent margaritas when you purchase an entree. We split some food (my favorite is the Mexican Lasagna... OMG it's good) I had several margaritas and was feeling happy!
Thursday night I was cruised by another newbie at the gym, a cute little clean-shaven bear cub! WOOF! As I was rinsing off before I went home I looked up and who was in the shower right across from me? Lil bear cub! And he gave me a show in the shower! OMG! He was pointing with something while he was washing his hair! hehehe
Who knows what Friday night will bring!?!
Have a great weekend y'all!