Mr. Happy
Junior
Spike
Sarge
Little Soldier
The Destroyer
Little Spo
Ultra Dave
What am I talking about? Guys that name their... um, their junk; their main vein; their wiener; their member; their peepee. You get the picture... LOL
I even heard of a guy named Jose that called his "Hose-B".
Why do guys do this? Is it because you want to be on a first name basis with the one making all the decisions in your life? (heehee) Is it usually someone else that gives it the nick-name, usually after having just used and abused it.
And my few female readers... do you name your privates?
So, what I want to know is how many guys do this? What's your little guy's name? Do you dare to tell everyone the name and the story of how it came to be?
I double-dog-dare you!!
If I get a lot of people who add comments and tell all, I'll add mine to the comments too.
Happy Friday y'all!
9 comments:
Well, I know yours and you know I don't have one, but I'll be checking back on this thru out the day! Great post! (next time, ask for pics!)
No, I don't have a name for it and just the idea makes me laugh. I really don't see the point of it. What? Call it in case of emergency? Brag about it or try to be nice and kind to it to make it work?
I don't have one either. Maybe I should get one?
Jim, you're such a little chicken! *IF* you get a lot of comments you'll tell us yours? Be a man and SPILL!
Mine is named Rodger. Yes, with a "d" added. I named it after a nemesis at work twenty years ago. We'd get into insult wars at work sometimes and I finally won the war one day by telling him to "suck my Rodger" in front of a big group of guys. He never lived it down and I was declared the victor.
"And my few female readers... do you name your privates?" HELL NO!
I don't name it. Interesting post!
So Cubby, do you tell people that "Rodger" is happy to meet them? LOL
LITTLE Spo?
I need to show you some day that is not so.
By the way, John Thomas suits me just fine.
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