Current reality

I'm really enjoying a book called Pagan Visions for a Sustainable Future. But this one part made me laugh a little. I'll quote the chapter and then give my answers:

Check your current reality: Questions to ask yourself.

1. Who do you live with, and what is your relationship to these people?
Well, I live alone. I guess I could say that I live with some stuffed animals and maybe some dust bunnies under the bed.
My relationship to them? Well, I own the animals, I am their Lord and Master! HA!
The dust bunnies hide from me.

2. Is your relationship to those with whom you live different to the relationship you have with your friends? If so, how and why?
My friend are real, they talk back to me when I talk to them, unlike the animals who are faithful listeners.
The dust bunnies are just annoying, well... just like some of my friends I guess.

3. Do you hold a job? If so, who are you around your workmates and bosses?
Yes I hold a job. I am the "go to" person for any systems stuff they need help with. I'm also the old gay guy with the weird sense of humor.
The bosses should know I want to work less and get paid more!

4. If you are studying, what is your relationship to (a) the tutors and (b) the subject matter of your study? Is the subject matter of your study aligned with a vocation?
I guess I study people all the time, especially nice looking menz.
(a)What does my relationship with a TV show of Henry VIII have to do with this? I like the time period and in his younger days I guess Henry could have been a hottie.
(b) I wish I had more relationships with the hot menz!

But none of the hot men I know are in in the priesthood.



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Well... all of this is my current reality.

Sad, I know.