Punch line

I think y'all may know I have a weird sense of humor. It's a hit or a miss whenever I try to tell a joke. Sometimes my timing is right on; other times people just look at me weird.

There is a pub sing at the renaissance faire and they have this interesting part; it's called punchline. See how many of you can get the joke.

You only get the punch line:

• I'm going to have puppies!

• The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

• Aarrgghhh, it be drivin' me nuts.

• Tulips on an organ.

• If 3 shots won't wash the taste out I don't know what will.

• Sure, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?

• Spit, swallow and gargle.