There is a pub sing at the renaissance faire and they have this interesting part; it's called punchline. See how many of you can get the joke.
You only get the punch line:
- I'm going to have puppies!
- The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
- Aarrgghhh, it be drivin' me nuts.
- Tulips on an organ.
- If 3 shots won't wash the taste out I don't know what will.
- Sure, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?
- Spit, swallow and gargle.