Today's post is sponsored by the letter "R"
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
(Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!)
What does a pirate call a prostitute?
What does a pirate wear in the winter time?
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
Where does a pirate put his cookies?
How do pirates solve their differences?
What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
What does a surfer pirate say?
Where do pirates put their trash?
What is a pirates favorite doll?
What did the pirate name his cat?
Why are pirates so cool?
They just ARRRRRRrrr!
A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's steering wheel on his 'jolly rodger'. The bartender says: "Oye, mate... why do you have the steering wheel on yer tally wacker?"
"ARRRRRrrrr... it be drivin' me nuts!" he says.