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Today's post is sponsored by the letter "R"

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

(Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!)

What does a pirate call a prostitute?
hookARRRRrrr!

What does a pirate wear in the winter time?
pARRRRrrrka!

What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
AARRRRGGHentina!

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
ARRRRrrrgyle!

Where does a pirate put his cookies?
jARRRRRRrrrrrr!!

How do pirates solve their differences?
ARRRRrrrrrrbitration!

What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
mARRRRrrrggarita!

What does a surfer pirate say?
gnARRRRRRrrrly dude!

Where do pirates put their trash?
gARRRRRrrrbage can!

What is a pirates favorite doll?
bARRRRRrrrbie!

What did the pirate name his cat?
gARRRRrrrfield!

Why are pirates so cool?
They just ARRRRRRrrr!

And finally....

A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's steering wheel on his 'jolly rodger'. The bartender says: "Oye, mate... why do you have the steering wheel on yer tally wacker?"
"ARRRRRrrrr... it be drivin' me nuts!" he says.