Important stuff, silly stuff, boring stuff... it's all stuff about my life.
"oh my god, there I was, checking in on Jim at Jim's Stuff, when I saw this photo. My gutter mind instantly went to Freudian symbols (despite being a Jungian) and I nearly spit out my diet Vernors.
"Oh my stars, there I was about tocompete in the finals of the world's first Power Bottom Olympics when I realized I forgot my lube..."
"oh my god, there I was....and it was a lot bigger than I had ever imagined. I didn't know what I was going to do with all of it.
Oh my god there I was about to disrobe for a great shot, and someone came up the sidewalk.
I crossed the raging sea, climbed snow-capped mountains, hacked my way through the thickest of forests, all to find the elusive monolith the natives call "the finger of god." At long last, tired, hungry, and parched, I approached the mythic monument and gazed upward. Oh my god, there I was...
"Oh my god, I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese with all those bananas, but there I was..."
oh my god, there I was so disappointed it was so small.
I was dreaming about the largest cock I had ever squatted on, and then I woke up and oh my god, there I was...
Oh My God! I left the lube on the ground!
oh my god, there I was pretending to be spiderman...
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