10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line…
1. Prepare to be boarded.
7 comments:
Funny! I needed a good laugh this week. But, I don't know that #3 would be such a good pick-up line....
How about walking the plank?
arrrrr, ye scurvy knave, ye have me shakin' ma booty over these! now walk the plank!
Rapine!!!
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I have some unknown words. I need a dictionary. I'll be back
I'd so run from #4!
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